What did God say when he made the first black person?

“oops burnt one”

my 10 year old brother makes me lol hard.

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Omg im sitting beside a midget. Im sorry, but they creep me out

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I sat beside a man who spent the entire plan ride doing the USA today crosswords, and puzzles. I kind of watched while I also watched some movies. The calgary greeters were so cute, they had on cowboy hats and spoke with accents like they would. I got offered free airmiles but I would had to apply for a credit card, I said no and the cute boy selling them and I chatted for a couple minutes. I feel like I’ve forgotten something. Im so tired. I was playing around with google wave for a bit in San Diego before we boarded. The lady beside me is reading in indian, its interesting. Im sorry this is rambles.

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I don’t know how women can travel in heels. I can barely travel with shoes.

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My view as of right now.

My view as of right now.

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Hello I am in Calgary. Its chilly, good thing I have layers. I went to the wrong gate and then I noticed I lost my boarding pass. I almost cried. Everyone has been making comments about the fact that I have an xbox in my carry on, I was the only one at security with almost all male. They asked me what games I played, I told them I could kick their ass in any racing game and id be an awesome team mate on COD. They laughed and said girls don’t play games. It was fun. Now im here at my proper gate. I can’t wait to be in Toronto.

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To other passengers im the weird girl who brings an xbox in my carry on bag, to the security personell im the girl who was smart enough to take it out for security check.

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Hi tumblr, its early, im not going to brush my hair, its rainy.

Hi tumblr, its early, im not going to brush my hair, its rainy.

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i woke up feeling that “its rainy” feeling, and would you look at that, it is rainy. Its like I have a sixth sense.

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fuckyeahprettyplaces:

Trollstigen Road, Norway.

there are so many roads like this on the way to california from arizona.

fuckyeahprettyplaces:

Trollstigen Road, Norway.

there are so many roads like this on the way to california from arizona.

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okay, goodnight. i’m done waiting for you. i’ll probably mobile post you all tommrow. but when you see a quality post from me next i’ll be snuggled in my fathers family room probably drinking tea, and wearing a winter coat.

canada in 10 hours.

i’m anxious and scared. i hope i dont forget anything.

<3

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i have google wave :3

fuckyeahcandace:

onthewing:

imlouise:

i’ll send out invites in a couple of days if anyone would like them.

thank you a shit load to Andrew for the invite <3

What is it? I keep hearing about it but I don’t know what it is.

coullldd you send meeeeee an inviteee?!!

its like a new online media system idek how to describe it.

i’ll invite whoever. just leave me a message on one of the links on my page or something

cause i dont know how to do that right now and i should really be in bed

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i have google wave :3

i’ll send out invites in a couple of days if anyone would like them.

thank you a shit load to Andrew for the invite <3

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ha fuck. i just signed up for a music myspace to upload a song that didn’t exist on there yet, and i used a fake email. but they rejected my song due to ~copyright~ and then i realized the email i used was wrong when i went to delete the account. awesome.

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i'm pathetic.

fuck its 2 am. do i sleep considering i have to be up at 8 and have an incredibly long day or do i wait for you some more. i always do this to myself. ugh. you always do this to me. ugh.

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